I mean, why do we need to see some idiot eating Tide pods or jumping off a roof into a pool?
George Carlin: Dumb Americans - The Burning Platform This is the best we can do, folks. And so when finally all the facts come out and our subject seems quite guilty he employs that sublime use of the passive voice: POLITICIAN:MISTAKES WERE MADE. You're just trying to impress people you don't even know. Two reasons I dont vote. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS . Maybe something else sucks around here. You have no right to complain. These people on social media, they're not your friends. George Carlin. Carlin was known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, religion, psychology, language and taboo subjects. By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents(digitalcommons@montclair.edu)/Rect[400.0562 72.3516 527.5898 82.8984]/StructParent 7/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> You have no choice! 9 minutes; 13,650 views; May 13, 1999 That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun? Real connection comes from being present with other people, from having meaningful conversations, from doing things together. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. (LAUGHS). War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Required fields are marked *. You caused the problem. Everybodys at the mall, scratchin his ass, pickin his nose, takin his credit card out of his fanny pack and buyin a pair of sneakers with lights in them. Carlin considered conservatives and Republicans the greedy, warmongering class in political ideologies. In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. ', Defense of 2nd Spanish Republic - 1936, Jimmy Reid: 'A rat race is for rats. If you are interested in using one of my images for your website, or if you would like a print, please contact me directly (See the Contact tab). They own and control the corporations. Nothing wrong with the planet. George Carlin was born and raised in Manhattan, New York in 1937 and died in Santa Monica, California in 2008. 186 0 obj Carlin considered conservatives and Republicans the greedy, warmongering class in political ideologies. 0000082419 00000 n
You wanna know what a friend is? George Carlin was one of the most well-known and beloved comedians of all time. So, it may seem like stand-up comedy, but I suspect Carlin is deadly serious. His satirical comments and relentless attacking a damaged system that unfairly trounced on the rights of its . They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. So self-important. Juno3127 10 years ago You couldn't be more wrong. Where you calling from today? When they're in trouble, their explanations usually begin simply with words like MISS-COMMUNICATION; QUESTION:WHAT DID YOU DO WRONG, SENATOR?POLITICIAN:WELL, IT WAS A MISS-COMMUNICATION. Likethe public.
George Carlin Quotes on Politics - LiveAbout I dont vote. The more we pointed out the foolishness of our "superiors," the more they kept us down. George Carlin returns to the stage in Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theater in New York City for HBO.
George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing - English Transcript Never mind the press conferences get the big knife out of the drawer. It's like the Wild West of the internet, but with more trolls. And there you have it, a transcript of George Carlin's take on social media. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) Marc Allan: Hi. If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. POLITICIAN:WERE ADDRESSING THE PROBLEM AND WE'LL SOON BE PROCEEDING. What a great idea. Isnt it a bit ironic, though, that the audience is laughing at all this when, essentially, Carlin is saying to them, directly to their faces, that they are stupid? He is mostly non-political except for his involvement with the environmental organization, Greenpeace. Marc Allan: Good, thanks for calling. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but Ill tell you what they dont want: They dont want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. You got people posting pictures of their food, their pets, their vacations. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. He spoke about his book "Brain Droppings" and answered questions submitted by the audience.
THE FOOD IS GREAT BUT PUBLIC SERVICE IS TERRIBLE. endobj TOUGH DECISIONS like: POLITICIAN (PLANNING):HOW MUCH SOFT MONEY CAN I EXPECT TO COLLECT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY CORE VALUES? <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents( M o n t c l a i r S t a t e U n i v e r s i t y \n D i g i t a l C o m m o n s)/Rect[466.2109 650.625 540.0 669.375]/StructParent 2/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> Because the owners, the owners of this country dont want that. They dont pass through a membrane from some other reality. _S@bZ&j{|pQGB0qw_rm+eUr!:J9d j9mLJRL Q3PUn\#MuRJ\ *B6B6x But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. They're a digital petting zoo. everybody complains about politicians. Two reasons. Thats against their interests. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? I'm getting tired of that shit. The PEOPLE are fucked. And theyre elected by American citizens. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. They come from American parents, American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, American universities, and theyre elected by American citizens. I just wanna put this thing behind me and get on with my life (CLAPS, LAUGHS). They don't fall out of the sky. George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing - English Transcript. Dog, Cat, Thinking. In 2008, he was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Mr. GEORGE CARLIN: Here's another slogan you run into all the time "God Bless America." Once again, respectfully I say to myself what the (beep) does that mean. First of all, its meaningless.
Montclair State University Digital Commons Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with. Yeah, the public sucks! And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. Here it is: Why are there ten? Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. I HAVEN'T DETERMINED THAT YET. 188 0 obj It's always the whole thing. Fuck hope. Another favorite distortion is Public Service.
User Clip: George Carlin - National Press Club May 19, 1999 Sure, there's some good stuff on there, but it's mostly just people filming themselves doing stupid things and hoping to go viral. Not affiliated with OpenAI. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) POLITICIAN:I ADVISED HIM THAT I HAD MADE A JUDGMENT. And not that you can help it, I mean the problem is really with the people you cover. That's a big activity here in Washington! FUCK THEM. And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. "We're so self-important.
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George Carlin Scripts Everybody says they suck. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. ', Illustrator of the Year, British Book Awards - 2018, Tina Fey: 'Only in comedy is an obedient white girl from the suburbs a diversity candidate', Kennedy Center Mark Twain Award - 2010, Sacha Baron Cohen: 'Just think what Goebbels might have done with Facebook', Anti Defamation League Leadership Award - 2019, Greta Thunberg: 'How dare you', UN Climate Action Summit - 2019, Charlie Munger: 'The Psychology of Human Misjudgment', Harvard University - 1995, Lawrence O'Donnell: 'The original sin of this country is that we invaders shot and murdered our way across the land killing every Native American that we could', The Last Word, 'Dakota' - 2016. I'M SERVING THE NATION. George Carlin - Euphemisms I don't like words that hide the truth. From people in all walks of life usually the person in question who has committed some unspeakable act. This legendary rant is even better when read. 0000001412 00000 n
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George Carlin on the American Dream (with transcript) His political commentary was scathing and on par with any of the greats, Pryor, Chappelle, Bruce. Everybody complains about politicians. Your email address will not be published.
George Carlin on the language of politics - YouTube Funny, Humor, Beer. It has to be the WHOLE THING. "George Carlin" Scripts.com. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. Such as the PROCESS: POLITICIAN:WE HAVE TO MOVE THE PROCESS FORWARD SO WE CAN IMPLEMENT THE PROVISIONS OF THE INITIATIVE IN ORDER TO MEET THESE CHALLENGES.
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184 0 obj (But First, Answer Me This). Well, where do people think these politicians come from? Follow the link for the full transcript, its worth it, but here are a few choice excerpts: When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. The politicians, the celebrities, and the lawyers, and although their level of insincerity is astonishing, it's still kinda fun to hear them talk. I show how there is no direct way to escape politicizing . However, most of his bile was reserved for conservatives and Republicans. I dont vote. Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming!
What George Carlin Believed About Religion Notify me of follow-up comments by email. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents(English Language and Literature Commons)/Rect[137.2383 212.4906 328.3613 224.2094]/StructParent 5/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> American stand-up comedian George Carlin is notable for his long-standing popularity from the early 60s up until his death in 2008. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics; one newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians". Were fucked. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Everybody says they suck. They are us', Address to Parliament following Christchurch massacre - 2019, Dolores Ibrruri: "No Pasarn!, They shall not pass! For added emotional impact sons and daughters can always be substituted for men and women and so I think we can sum this up. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?)
21 George Carlin Quotes On Government And Politics George Carlin interview from 1989 | The Tapes Archive Podcast And the problem is, we're comparing our real lives to other people's highlight reels. And then, maybe, put down your phone and go have an actual conversation with someone. Several reasons. Everybody says they suck.
Full transcript of George Carlin's "Dumb Americans," excerpted from "Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO. They dont fall out of the sky. People like to twist that around, I know. George Carlin: I'm in Hollywood, Los Angeles. It's just a curated version of ourselves that we want to present to the world. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. This is what we have to offer. You know what they want? It's like we're all living in a never-ending episode of MTV Cribs. Watch on George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE them', National Press Club - 1999 Transcribed part of speech begins at 10.33 13 May 1999, National Press Club, Washington DC, USA This is an incomplete transcript made by Raven Developers. Fuck em! 25l`|xs[e>L;}_}S +Fn-RWErk^7=fa,|~'RsiYK@"4W/:iVDrZWV)^:i\9KnwmVYi5v b^mfYN.[ T*gvIc"f=di^fE)SGO [wptabtitle]Friends[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=search id=323794037750513667][/wptabcontent] This is said with a straight face although it's obvious of course that the proposition is stated precisely backwards (LAUGHS). All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. (LAUGHS) PROCEEDING. POLITICIAN:SERVING THE NATION. Oh boy. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. New episode of the podcast is terrific. George Carlin on Voting Transcript Now there's one thing you might have noticed i don't complain about: politicians. endobj endobj Pfft! Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who dont give a fuck about you.they dont give a fuck about you they dont give a FUCK about you. [5] And another one: